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pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

53 minutes ago / 353,569 notes
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baldelfmage:

'tranquil' is supposed to be a word with positive associations but dragon age has completely ruined it for me

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

4 hours ago / 337,685 notes
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sosuperawesome:

Jewelry by jerseymaids

missl0nelyhearts:

i resent the implication that because i enjoy the romance aspects of my favorite RPGs that this somehow precludes me from understanding or appreciating the rest of the game: mechanics, fighting, story, etc.  

you know what? i like to fuck in real life, too, but that doesn’t mean i don’t know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, pump gas, or do my job.

fuckyeahfangirling:

eralah-tabbris:

Female Templar/main character in assassins creed

Thank you ubisoft god bless

No. It’s not the fact that there wouldn’t be female characters. There’s always female characters. Love interests, mothers, sisters, and distractions ‘courtesans’. That’s it.

She’s not a playable character. There is a big difference.

idk whose tags those are but they need Jesus.

audreyii-fic:

danbaji:

loki and his little dragon

15 hours ago / 1,617 notes
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#omfg #frostdragons #sorta
Anonymous wondered,
wait why doesn't anyone want Benedict Cumberbatch in Marvels new movie?

alltheladiesyouhate:

equal parts how awful he is, how awful his fans are, and the fact that he looks like a lizard wearing human skin

i can’t stop laughing oh my god

I would completely accept that form of trolling, just saying :P